Here are some questions to ask yourself....
If your wife has ever said to you, "Honey are these your pantyhose, or mine?" you might be kinky.
If you are a single guy and the Mary Kay representative stops by more than once a month, you might be kinky.
If you are a male, and you notice your diet is working because your corset is loose, you might be kinky.
If you regard "Do you prefer cotton or synthetic ropes?" a great pickup line, you might be kinky.
If you have mysterious hooks installed in your ceiling that don't support hanging plants, ceiling fans, or chandeliers, you might be kinky.
If you feel sad one day because you notice the whip marks faded, you might be kinky.
If you have ever had to call a locksmith after having sex, you might be kinky.
If you have ever made the differentiation between a consensual bruise and a non-consensual bruise, you might be kinky.
If you have ever noticed a bruise and smiled fondly, you might be kinky.
If you have rubber clothing you don't wear in the rain, you might be kinky.
If you have a female acquaintance you refer to as your Mistress with a capital "M", you might be kinky.
If you have ever comparison shopped for a dildo, you might be kinky.
If you have ever bought lube in quart sized bottles, you might be kinky.
If you have X-rated movies you don't tell they guys at work about, you
might be kinky.
If you are a woman, and own a strap-on dildo, but have never slept with a woman, you might be kinky.
If you are a male, and your girlfriend answered "yes" to the last entry, you might be kinky.
If you have ever seen someone comment "How could you ever fit THAT in someone" when looking at an extra large dildo, and you just smiled, you might be kinky.
If you have ever had to go to an emergency room to retrieve wrist jewelry, you might be kinky.
If there is a line in your budget that says "Misc Leather", you might be kinky.
If you have ever bought lube based on taste, you might be kinky.
If your wife brings home a new dress, and it isn't for her, you might be kinky.
If you get your toenails done to match your wife/girlfriend/Mistress's nails, you might be kinky.
If you have earrings you don't wear in anywhere above the neck, you might be kinky.
If you own clothespins but not a clothesline, you might be kinky.
If you sometimes wear a long sleeve shirt to hide rope burns, you might be kinky.
If there are eyebolts in your bed frame with nothing connected to them during the day, you might be kinky.
If you look forward to your next enema, you might be kinky.
If you are past puberty, wear diapers, but do not suffer from incontinence, you might be kinky.
If you have ever gone to a party, and someone has had to make a "condom run" you might be kinky.
If you are a male and are glad your girlfriend has put on a few pounds because now your wardrobe is bigger, you might be kinky.
If you are a male and have ever said "Gee, these heels are killing me!" you might be kinky.
If you have ever called an electrician to move a ceiling fan "because it was in the way" you might be kinky.
If you have ever washed rope in fabric softener, you might be kinky.
If your jaw is sore because you left the ball gag in longer than usual, you might be kinky.
If your wife has ever picked up a lipstick and said "Honey, this color is you" you might be kinky.
If you have ever called a "housework hints" hot line and inquired about how to get candle wax out of a bed sheet, you might be kinky.
If you regard a tattoo as a sexual turn on, you might be kinky.
If you always make sure you have "the toybag" when going to bed, you might be kinky.
If you buy D batteries in bulk but don't own a flashlight or portable radio, you might be kinky.
If you notice someone buying C batteries when you are buying D's and thought "Wimp!" to yourself, you might be kinky. |
