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Politics : Did Slick Boink Monica? -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: James R. Barrett who wrote (13381)4/11/1998 2:43:00 PM
From: Janice Shell  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 20981
 
why do women believe that a little elf lives inside the dryer and is going to clean the filter for them?

Perfect Eric at least understands taht tehre is no elf. He deals with this.

Why do women put their unmentionables in fish nets before throwing them in the washer?

Tihs is a really DUMB question. We do this so that our delicate undergarments will not snag on the buttons, zippers, and the like taht are features of other elements of the Load.

Why do women think "heavy duty washer" means 100 pound loads?

Women do not think tihs. I have had to explain to Perfect Eric.

Why do women enjoy loading only one side of the washer and then watch it dance across the room during the spin cycle?

It is impossible to do this in Italy, where all washers are front loaders.

Why can't men wear a shirt twice if there is no visible dirt on it?

As long as it doesn't smell, I don't care if they wear it for WEEKS.

Why do women tell men that "35% polyester" means they don't have to iron it?

Because women do not enjoy ironing any more than men do. Eric does mine. He is very good.