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To: bob who wrote (5294)	4/15/1998 6:33:00 PM
From: Steve LaRiviere	Respond to of 62549

You really know how to party, bob!

To: bob who wrote (5294)	4/21/1998 2:55:00 PM
From: dewey holland	Respond to of 62549

Re: Pranks..... I prefer the nondestructive ones. Some people are more than deserving. Remove victim's gas cap. Sprinkle large amount of sugar around on the pavement just below the fill. Place gas cap on empty sugar bag as a paper weight. Do not put sugar in gas tank! Make them wonder! Re: Dragging road kill. It is far more effective to purchase a cute collar and leash for the dearly departed pooch. Any deceased pooch will do. I am not advocating the abduction and murder of innocent animals (unless you really have it in for the pooch, too). Then, attach pooch via the leash to the victim's rear bumper. Bystanders will offer the victim an opportunity to meet his/her demise while being dragged behind a car at 45 MPH. Subscribe to extremist/erotic periodicals on behalf of the victim. The ones related to cross dressing can go to his house. The ones from the militia can go to his office. Bumperstickers that are anti-police come in handy. Voice Mail: I actually obtained the greeting change codes for an ex-girl friend. With the help of a very good friend with a heavy eubonic dialect, we changed her voice mail greeting to a "mandingo love story" explaining graphically why she was to busy to answer the phone.