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To: bob who wrote (5297)	4/15/1998 5:46:00 PM
From: Gary H	Respond to of 62569

The farmer goes to town to get himself a new young rooster. When he gets back he throws the rooster in the henhouse. The young rooster walks to the back of the henhouse and says to the old rooster," Hit the road, I'm takin over here". The old rooster says, "hold on a minute, how would you like to have a little contest to see who rules the roost. The young rooster says, "your on, name it". The old rooster says, well, how about a race around the barnyard. The young rooster is game and says "lets get at it". The two get out in the barnyard and the old rooster says, "listen, your a lot younger then me, how about giving me a little head start". The young rooster says OK, and off they go. They're roaring around the yard and just as they turn the corner of the barn with the old rooster ahead and the young rooster close behind, the farmer steps out the side door of the house with his shotgun and shoots the young rooster dead on the spot. The farmer says" gawd damit, thats the 3rd queer rooster this month".