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To: Miles Rhyne Hoffman, CFA who wrote (5319)	4/20/1998 8:26:00 AM
From: S K	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

>A man enters a cafe and sits down. He notices that the special of the day is cold chili. When the waitress comes to take his order he says, "I would like a bowl of cold chili." >"I'm sorry, the gentleman next to you got the last bowl," says the waitress. >"I'll just have coffee then," the man says. >After a while, he notices that the guy next to him (who got the last bowl of cold chili) is finishing a rather large meal and the chili is still there. So, he asks, "Are you going to eat that bowl of chili?" >The other man replies, "No." >"Would you sell it to me?" >"No, but you can have it for free." >So he takes the bowl of chili and begins to eat it. When he gets about half way through the bowl, he notices a dead mouse in the bowl and pukes the chili back into the bowl. >The other man says, "that's about as far as I got too."