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To: Miles Rhyne Hoffman, CFA who wrote (5321)4/17/1998 5:59:00 PM
From: FILFOTO  Respond to of 62549
 
> Dakota tribal wisdom says that when you discover you are riding a
> dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount.
>
> In business, however, it seems that we often try other strategies
> with dead horses, including the following:
>
> 1. Buying a stronger whip.
> 2. Changing riders.
> 3. Saying things like "This is the way we always have ridden this
> horse."
> 4. Appointing a committee to study the horse.
> 5. Arranging to visit other sites to see how they ride dead horses.
> 6. Increasing the standards to ride dead horses.
> 7. Appointing a tiger team to revive the dead horse.
> 8. Creating a training session to increase our riding ability.
> 9. Comparing the state of dead horses in today's environment.
> 10. Change the requirements declaring that "This horse is not dead."
> 11. Hire contractors to ride the dead horse.
> 12. Harnessing several dead horses together for increased speed.
> 13. Declaring that "No horse is too dead to beat."
> 14. Providing additional funding to increase the horse's performance.
> 15. Do a CA Study to see if contractors can ride it cheaper.
> 16. Purchase a product to make dead horses run faster.
> 17. Declare the horse is "better, faster and cheaper" dead.
> 18. Form a quality circle to find uses for dead horses.
> 19. Revisit the performance requirements for horses.
> 20. Say this horse was procured with cost as an independent variable.
> 21. Promote the dead horse to a supervisory position.



To: Miles Rhyne Hoffman, CFA who wrote (5321)4/17/1998 7:26:00 PM
From: Flagrante Delictu  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62549
 
Bob, Thanks for the surprise ending. Very funny.