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To: Flagrante Delictu who wrote (5325)	4/19/1998 8:32:00 AM
From: Lee Lichterman III	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

The children in Sunday school were learning about Heaven when the teacher asked the kids what part of their body they thought was the first part to go up there. Little Suzy raised her hand and stated that she thought your head was the first to go. When the teacher asked why, Suzy stated that we use our head to think of God and to think up prayers. The teacher said that was a good point. Little Johnny raised his hand and stated he thought it was your heart. Again the teacher asked why and Johnny stated that we love God and our fellow man with our hearts so it should be the first to go. The teacher said good answer. Little Mikey raised his hand and stated he thought it was your feet. The teacher said your feet, why? Mickey said, the other night I wanted a drink of water so I went to my mommy's room and there she was on the bed with her feet straight up in the air screaming "OH God I'm coming" and if my Dad wouldn't have been on top of her, we would have lost her for sure!!!