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To: X Y Zebra who wrote (5349)4/22/1998 11:33:00 AM
From: long-gone  Respond to of 62547
 
How the Media Will Cover the Apocalypse:

USA Today: WE'RE ALL DEAD.

The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS.

National Enquirer: O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN?

Playboy: GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE.

Microsoft Systems Journal: APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE.

Victoria's Secret Catalog: OUR LAST FINAL SALE

Sports Illustrated: GAME OVER.

Wired: THE LAST WORST NEW THING.

Rolling Stone: THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR.

Readers Digest: 'BYE.

Discover Magazine: HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL
LIFE AS WE KNOW IT AFFECT THE
WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?

TV Guide: DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSON RATINGS SOAR!

Lady's Home Journal: LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGMENT DAY WITH
OUR NEW "ARMAGEDDON" DIET!

America Online: SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN.
TRY CALLING BACK IN 15 MINUTES.

Inc. magazine: TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE.

Microsoft's Web Site: If you didn't experience the rapture,
download software patch RAPT777.EXE.

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