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To: Calvin Scott who wrote (204)	4/23/1998 6:52:00 PM
From: Vanni Resta	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 2733

>Tips on love, all questions were answered by kids, age 5- 10. > > > WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?? "Eighty-four, Because at that > age, you don't have > to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in > your bedroom." (Judy, 8) > > "Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to > find me a wife." (Tom, 5) > > WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?? > "On the first date, they just tell each other lies, > and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." > (Mike, 10) > > WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?? > "You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough > bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to > have videos of the wedding." (Jim, 10) > > "Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big > embarrassing thing if anybody sees you. But if nobody sees you, I > might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few > hours." (Kally, 9) > > THE GREAT DEBATE: IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?? "It's better > for girls to be single but not for boys. > Boys need somebody to clean up after them." (Lynette, 9) > > "It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. > I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble." (Kenny, 7) > > CONCERNING WHY LOVE HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO PARTICULAR PEOPLE > "No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has > something to do with how you smell. That's why perfume and deodorant > are so popular." (Jan, 9) > > "I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or > something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful." > (Harlen, 8) > > ON WHAT FALLING IN LOVE IS LIKE > "Like an avalanche where you have to run for > your life." (Roger, 9) > > "If falling in love is anything like learning how > to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long." (Leo, 7) > > ON THE ROLE OF GOOD LOOKS IN LOVE > "If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't > already in your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful." (Jeanne, 8) > > "It isn't always just how you look. Look at me. > I'm handsome like anything and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet." > (Gary, 7) > > "Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are > can last a long time." (Christine, 9) > > CONCERNING WHY LOVERS OFTEN HOLD HANDS > "They want to make sure their rings don't fall > off because they paid good money for them." (Dave, 8) > > CONFIDENTIAL OPINIONS ABOUT LOVE > "I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when > 'The Simpsons' is on television." (Anita, 6) > > "Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. > I have been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls > keep finding me." (Bobby, 8) > > "I'm not rushing into being in love - I'm finding fourth > grade hard enough." (Regina, 10) > > THE PERSONAL QUALITIES NECESSARY TO BE A GOOD LOVER "One of you should > know how to write a check. > Because, even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a > lot of bills." (Ava, 8) > > SOME SUREFIRE WAYS TO MAKE A PERSON FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU "Tell them > that you own a whole bunch of candy > stores." (Del, 6) > > "Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. > You might get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love." > (Alonzo, 9) > > "One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make > sure it's something she likes to eat . French fries usually works for > me." (Bart, 9) > > HOW CAN YOU TELL IF TWO ADULTS EATING DINNER AT A RESTAURANT ARE IN > LOVE? > "Just see if the man picks up the check. > That's how you can tell if he's in love." (John, 9) > > "Lovers will just be staring at each other and > their food will get cold. Other people care more about the food." > (Brad, 9) >