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To: John Messbauer who wrote (5362)	4/24/1998 12:22:00 PM
From: bob	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Four nuns are tooling around a mountain bend in a Volkswagen, when, SMACK, they are leveled by a semi. Arriving at the pearly gates is St. Peter. he says to the first nun, "Sister, this shouldn't take long at all, but is there anything you've done to confess? She said," Well, this one time, I did touch our gardeners penis with this finger". St.Peter smiled ruefully and said, " Go ahead and wash your finger in that holy water fountain and go in". Same discussion with second nun, and she says " Well, you know the gardener, I actually handled his penis for some time with my hand. "That's more serious, said Peter sternly, but wash your hand thoroughly and go ahead in. Peter was about to address the third nun when number four brushed by her saying, " Out of the way Mary Margaret. If you think I'm going to gargle that water after you've washed your ass in it, you're out of your mind!"