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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Egolpi who wrote (5391)	4/28/1998 8:22:00 AM
From: S K	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Guys, the macarena craze is long gone but the legacy lives on. Here's >Masterbata version of that body twisting song. See ya!!! > >>>(sung to the tune of "Macarena") >>> >>>Sitting in my room, and I know that I'm alona, >>>Feeling kinda horny, got a jingle in my bona. >>>Go and grab a Penthouse its the one with Sharon Stona. >>>Hey Masturbata!! >>>I go a little faster and its feeling kind of nicea, >>>Once ain't enough so I have to do it twicea. >>>If you wanna spank the monkey I can give you good advicea. >>>Hey Masturbata!! >>>I use some baby oil or a little Vaselina, >>>Laying down a towel so I keep my carpet cleana. >>>Never shake my hand cause you don't know where its a beena >>>Hey Masturbata!! >>>When i do it i dont bother about exama >>>Heat transfer ,mass transfer everything is sama >>>Once i finish i collapse and say ' Oh Amma Amma in my rooma >>>Hey Masterbata!! >>>I do it in the car when I'm driving down the streeta, >>>One hand on the wheel and the other's on my meata. >>>I can't get out the car cause I'm sticking to the seata. >>>Hey Masturbata! >>>Since I was a kid I have been a Masturbata, >>>choke the chicken, hum the knob, squeezing the tomata. >>>I've looked at Ms. November now I'n gonna decorate her. >>>Hey Masturbater! >>>Buffing the banana, Mr. Lizard shaking bacona, >>>Pounding on the flounder and its mayonnaise I'm makinga. >>>Spank the frank, wax the carrot, god my hand is achinga. >>>Hey Masturbata!