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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (5398)	4/28/1998 8:28:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

My doctor said, "I've got good news and I've got bad news. The good news is you don't have PMS. The bad news is - you're a bitch." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A man went into a tattoo parlor and asked the owner if he would tattoo the words "yes" and "no" on his penis. The owner agreed and the tattooing was underway. When the job was complete, the man thought his new tattoo looked great and he paid for the service. That night when the man went home he approached his wife in their bedroom. He stripped off his pants, then his boxer shorts, and there was his aroused organ displaying his new tattoo. He asked his wife, "Well Honey, what do you think of my new tattoo?" She said... "You tell me how to cook...", "You tell me how to clean the house...", "You tell me how to do the laundry..." "And now you are going to put words in my mouth."