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To: DScottD who wrote (5407)4/29/1998 12:13:00 PM
From: Craig Markell  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62549
 
A guy finds a magic lantern. After rubbing it, the genie comes out and tells him he has three wishes. His first wish is to be a billionaire. Poof.. he's got piles of money in front of him. His second wish is to be the smartest man in the world. Poof, he's a genius. His third wish is to have a shlong that can touch the ground. Poof, the genie cuts off both his legs........