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To: Yuri Aminov who wrote (5451)	5/1/1998 4:21:00 PM
From: Craig Markell	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Three guys went out drinking until the wee hours of the morning. The next day they were bragging to each other about how one was drunker than the other. The first guy said, "When I got home, I was so drunk, I blew chunks on the kitchen floor". The second guy said, "I was so drunk, I wrapped my car around a tree". The third guy said, "When I got home, I beat my wife". The second and third guy looked at the first guy and said, "Sounds like you weren't nearly as drunk as we were". The first guy said, " You don't seem to understand, Chunks is my dog".