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To: chirodoc who wrote (5458)	5/3/1998 12:19:00 PM
From: Malcolm Thomas	Respond to of 62549

VIAGRA DISAPPOINTMENT The new male impotence pill viagra has a staggering success rate of 82% in male patients; however a new syndrome has developed in approximately 18% of the males that do not respond positively taking this new medication: This new syndrome is called "VIAGRA FALLS"

To: chirodoc who wrote (5458)	5/3/1998 12:47:00 PM
From: OldAIMGuy	Respond to of 62549

Three guys are having some Friday After Work beverages and having some fun. The first guy starts bragging and says,"You know, I invented penicillin!" Well, they all congratulate him for being so clever and have another round. The second guy, after some thinking, tells the others "Penicill'in is pretty neat, but I invented polio vaccine!" Well, they are all suitably impressed so they have another round to congratulate him. The third guy is pretty drunk by now and is having a hard time coming up with something to match or beat the aforementioned items. Finally, slurring his words a bit, he asks, "Have you guys ever heard of *GONORHEA?" "Yea! We've heard of that, but you can't tell us you invented it!" "That's true, but I'm the East Coast Distributor!!!*"