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To: Milk who wrote (5470)	5/4/1998 9:27:00 AM
From: Arthur Radley	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

PLEEEEEEEZE! Somebody tell me a good joke so I can laugh and forget that I sold my ENMD at $11.50 a few months ago. Can you believe what is happening with this stock this morning?

To: Milk who wrote (5470)	5/4/1998 5:18:00 PM
From: Rich Genik	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

"Frankly, I think it's stupid," said Susan Toepfer, People's executive editor. So do I get this right? People's executive editor just called us all "stupid"? For one thing, I personally don't listen to Stern. I voted for Hank more as a comment on the contest as a whole. Heck, the woman a few cubicles over is far more beautiful than anyone on People's list. Does this call for a response? Anyone have Ms. Toepfer's email address? :-) I guess they just don't have a sense of humor at all. Anyway, the required anecdote: Caller: I was using <insert any Microsoft product> and obtained blue screen death. Can you tell me when Microsoft will release a product that doesn't freeze during normal operation? MS Tech Support: I can't answer that question directly right now, but I do know that our Vice President of Technology, Helen Waite, can probably answer that question for you. Caller: So what are you suggesting I do? MS Tech Support: Simple. Go to Helen Waite. Cheers, Rich ;-)