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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (5476)	5/4/1998 7:26:00 PM
From: The Rabbit	Respond to of 62549

Dangerous. What if it's not? Some innocent is going to get NastyGrams out of those of us with no impulse control. I share my name with a co-worker, and we're both fed up on getting each others' correspondence. Obligatory Jokes: =================== Fellow walks into a bar and orders a pint. Strikes up a conversation with his bar-mate and learns he is from Ireland. "By jove, I'm from Ireland. This calls for a drink. I'm buying." The other fellow asks the first, as the pint is almost empty: "What part of Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," says the first. By jove, I'm from Dublin too. This calls for another pint, and I'm buying this one." At the end of that pint, the first asks: "What school did you go to?" "St. Mary's." By jove, me too! Another pint. "What year did you graduate?" 1993. By jove, I graduated in 1993, too!! A fellow at the end of the bar asks the bartender: "What's going on down at the end of the bar?" "Oh, don't mind them, that's the O'Malley twins getting drunk again!" =================== An American, a Scot and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses present asked him what happened. "Well, " said the American, "I remember the crash, and then there was a beautiful light, and then the Canadian and the Scot and I were standing at the gates of heaven. St. Peter approached us and said that we were all too young to die, and that for a donation of $50, we could return to the earth. So of course I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $50, and the next thing I knew I was back here." "That's amazing!" said one of the doctors, "But what happened to the other two?" "Last I saw them," replied the American, "the Scot was haggling over the price and the Canadian was waiting for the government to pay for his."