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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: The Rabbit who wrote (5498)	5/6/1998 4:49:00 PM
From: Oral Roberts	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Three men were standing at heavans gate awaiting entry when St. Peter came to the gate. He looked like hell and said, I am supposed to administer a 50 question quiz but I am just to hung over. I am going to ask you 1 question and if you get it right you get into heaven, if not you have to take the crash course. He takes the first man off and asks what is Easter. The man thinks and says that easy it's when we go to grandmas, sit under the pine tree and open presents. St Peter sends him to the crash course. He gets the second man and asks the same question. The man responds that that is when they go to grandmas and have turkey and dressing and such. He also gets sent to the crash course. St Peter goes to the third man and says, surely someone knows what Easter is. The man says thats easy, it's when Jesus came out of his toom. St Peter says at last. Then the man adds, and if he sees his shadow....