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Pastimes : Let's Talk About Our Feelings!!! -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Zoltan! who wrote (21382)	5/7/1998 1:27:00 AM
From: Grainne	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 108807

Duncan, what are you doing up so late? It is one in the morning where you live. I hope you don't have indigestion from eating so many beef chubs and huge canned hams!! Can I tell a joke here? I wouldn't want to shock any really conservative people, so perhaps I should tell it away from the Boink thread, even though it is a Clinton joke. The very sad thing is that my sweet, innocent fourteen-year-old daughter is the person who told it to me. It is going around her school. Well, anyway, there is a new intern at the White House, and Clinton starts hitting on her, saying "Wanna come to my office and see my clock?" She really doesn't want to go, and says no, repeatedly, but keeps after her until he wears her down, and finally she says "Okay!", reluctantly. So they go into his office, and of course he immediately pulls down his pants. "That's no, clock, that's your cock!!" she says, very upset. "Well, says Clinton, "all it needs is two hands and a face, and then it will be a clock!!"