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To: SER who wrote (5509)	5/7/1998 3:11:00 PM
From: DScottD	Respond to of 62549

A man went into a pet shop looking to buy a parrot. The shop had one parrot on display that was listed for $3,000.00. "$3,000 for a lousy parrot? What makes this bird so special?" "Well," the owner says, "this parrot gives the best blowjobs in the world." "Yeah, right," the customer replies. "You can take her home for a test tonight if you want," says the storeowner. "Just leave a $300 deposit. If you bring her back and don't want to keep her, I'll give you your money back. If you decide to keep her, I'll put the $300 towards the purchase price." So the guy takes the parrot home for a test run and about 6:30, when his wife comes home, she walks into the kitchen only to find food, pots, pans, glasses and utensils all over the place. The worst mess she has ever seen. Her husband is waiting for her in the kitchen with the parrot. He has that dreamy look in his eyes that he always has after great sex. "If I can teach this bird to cook, you're outta here," says the man to his wife.