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To: Vanni Resta who wrote (322)	5/8/1998 9:25:00 PM
From: Nazbuster	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2733

The third grade teacher is setting up a lesson for her students which is to make them aware of their 5 senses, starting with taste. She tells the students, "Now class, we are going to blindfold you and let you taste something. When you know what it is, just tell me!" There are three students lined up with blindfolds on. The teacher puts a grape in the mouth of little Suzy and asks, "Now Suzy, what do you taste?" Suzy says, "Thats easy! It's a grape!" Next, the teacher puts a slice of banana into little Billy's mouth and asks him what he tastes. Billy responds, "Well... it's soft and squishy... it is a banana!" Then the teacher places a small slice of venison in the mouth of the third student, Joey, and says, "This is something unusual. Try to tell me what it is." Joey chews and chews, tilts his head, then shrugs his shoulders. The teacher says, "Let me give you a clue. It's what your mother calls your father when he gets home from work." Joey immediately spits out the venison and screams, "EWWWWWWW! It's an ASSHOLE!"