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To: aknahow who wrote (5533)5/10/1998 8:44:00 PM
From: John Messbauer  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62548
 
A Real Goaner

Two blonde girls were talking to each other and one couldn't help but notice how pretty and beautiful the others skin was. So she asked her outright what made her skin so soft and beautiful.

"Well.. once a week I fill a bathtub up with milk and just soak in it."

So the blonde went to a farm and spoke to the farmer. "I'd like a lot of milk." "How much?" asked the farmer.

"Well quite a lot because I'm going to soak in it."
He asked, "Pasteurized?" "No...just up to my neck."