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To: John Messbauer who wrote (5552)	5/11/1998 9:06:00 PM
From: Garfield	Respond to of 62549

TRAVELING TO FLA... There was this flea, and he was on vacation in Sunny Sarasota Florida... He was having a great time and was sitting on Siestas Beach catching some rays and checking out the local flea women when he saw his friend, who was all mangled up, his hair was messed up, a broken leg, and looked like he just came out of a war! The first flea said to his friend "What the hell happened to you!? The second flea says to him, "Well, I was trying to find transportation down here so I decided to jump into this guys mustache ... Well, how the hell was I supposed to know he was gonna ride a motorcycle?!$#@! And the whole trip I was hanging on for dear life!" The first flea thinks for a minute, looks at his friend and says, "Ok, I've got a little secret for you on how to get here everytime safe and sound. See what you do is go into the airport and find a bathroom. You go up onto one of the toilet seats and wait for one of the airline Stewardesses to sit down, then you jump up into their pussy. It's nice and warm in there and it's really a great way to travel." The second flea looks at him for a minute and says,"GREAT IDEA!!!! I've gotta try that next year! Thank you SO MUCH!!" and he runs off... The next year, the same flea is sitting on the beech, Enjoying the rays when all of a sudden he sees his friend again! But, again, the flea is all mangled up with a broken arm this time. The first flea says to him: "What the hell happened to you? !!! I thought I told you the right way to get down here. The flea looks at him, hesitates, and then says: "Well, I did what you said, I went to the airport, hoped up on a toilet seat, waited for a stewardess, and jumped up into her pussy, you were right, it was nice and warm and smelled great also... I had no trouble falling right asleep so I did. The next thing I knew is I'm in a guys mustache on a motorcycle riding down a highway!

To: John Messbauer who wrote (5552)	5/11/1998 11:20:00 PM
From: Chartgod	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

How To Tell If You Might Be A "High-Tech" Redneck..... If your e-mail address ends in ".over.yonder.com" If you connect to the World Wide Web via a "Down Home Page" If the bumper sticker on your truck says "My other computer is a laptop" If your laptop has a sticker that says "Protected by Smith and Wesson" If you've ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a cellular phone. If your baseball cap read "DEC" instead of "CAT" If your computer is worth more than all your cars combined If your wife said "either she or the computer had to go," and you still don't miss her If you've ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster to set your beer on If you ever refer to your computer as "Ole Bessy" If your screen saver is a bitmap image of your favorite truck, tractor, or farm animal If you start all your e-mails with the words "Howdy y'all"