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To: StreamDruid who wrote (5556)	5/13/1998 10:57:00 AM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Very funny web page: outsidescore.com

To: StreamDruid who wrote (5556)	5/13/1998 3:13:00 PM
From: Mr Bond	Respond to of 62549

A guy named John goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers. "Hi is Tony home?" "No he went to the store." "Well, you mind if I wait?" "No come in." They sit down and John says, "You know Betsy, you have the greatest looking breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one." Betsy thinks about this for a second and says to her self, what the hell - a hundred bucks! My husband sees it all the time for free! So she opens her robe and shows one. John promptly thanks her and throws a 100 bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and John says, "They are soooo beautiful, I've got to see both of them. I'll give you another 100 bucks if I could just see both of them together." Betsy thinks about this again and says what the hell, opens her robe and gives John a nice long look. John thanks her and throws another 100 bucks on the table then says he can't wait any longer for Tony and leaves. A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says, "You know, your weird friend John came over." Tony promptly asks, "Well, did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"