To: Alan Whirlwind who wrote (1146 ) 5/20/1998 1:28:00 PM From: Alan Whirlwind Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 1911
Pinky's Tailing Box: a weekly Wednesday feature of At a Bottom now for Gold... Mr. Whirlwind, we hope to see you leave us soon. In today's session, we'll try a simple word association game. I will say a word, and you will respond with the first word that comes to mind. Shall we begin? Go ahead Doc. FREE. Willey. HARM. Monica. BASKETBALL. Jones. QUARTERBACK. Starr. VACATION. Tripp. SUPERMAN. Steele. COLT. Browning. TELESCOPE. Hubble. ENTICE. Woo. PLANT. Trie. RIGHT. Huang. RAIN. Hale. ROBIN. Gracen. WEDDING. Flowers. CHUBBY. Hamzy. NORTHWESTERN. Purdue. EXPLORER. Zercher. Mr. Whirlwind, it is obvious that you have a pronounced obsession with the alleged scandals enveloping the current Administration. Who's obsessed, Doc? You're the one bringing up the subject over and over again. The Continuing Saga of POGton Place... Jeeves, I seem to detect a slight draft. Would you be so good as to light the fireplace? You may take the liberty of using the remaining Bre-X certificates on the mantle to set the kindling. Very good sir. Buz-z-z-z-z-z-z-z. It's the door sir, one moment... Well Jeeves, who is it at this hour? A vagrant sir. He says his name is Jean Val-Jean. He says he has no money and hasn't eaten in three days, sir. Oh the poor beggar. And here I am with a mansion all to myself. Tell the fellow he is my guest for the night and all I ask of him is that he take these SILVER candlesticks and ten oz bars when he leaves in the morning...my word what happened Jeeves? I'm afraid he's run off sir. From the Tailing Box... Dear ABNFG: Silver's plunged to $5.13 an oz. I'm down 40%. I've had enough. Should I put up a garage sale sign and sell all my metals? --Rummage Bummage Dear RB: A fleeced market sign would be more appropriate. --Whirlwind. Dear Pinky's Tailing Box: BBB once said, "It is the function of the smaller exchanges to enrich the company insiders and promoters, and to FLEECE EVERYONE ELSE !!! That is how Vancouver and the others operate." If that is the case, why do you persist in owning penny resource stocks. You're smarter than that AW. --Mystified Dear Mystified: Even Ulysseus searched for the golden fleece. You just got to know when to sell the Trojan Horse. --Whirlwind Zappa fell below all of its moving averages today. What should I do? --Panicky Dear Panicky: You mean Zappa still has a moving average? --Whirlwind Questions about the PMs? E-mail me at: whirlwindbuyszappa@mindless.com