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To: Arthur Radley who wrote (5620)	5/26/1998 8:51:00 PM
From: swoboda4	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62552

PREVIEW - PUBLIC To: TexasDude From: swoboda4 Tuesday, May 26 1998 8:46PM EST -Preview- > ><< we all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where > :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented > > >by > > > :-) and :-( respectively. Well, how about some "asscons"? > > > > > > Here goes: > > > >> > > > > >> > (_!_) a regular ass > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >> > (__!__) a fat ass > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >> > (!) a tight ass > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >> > (_._) a flat ass > > > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >> > (_^_) a bubble ass > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >> > (__) a sore ass > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >> > (_!__) a lop-sided ass > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >> > {_!_} a swishy ass > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >> > (_o_) an ass that's been around > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >> > (_O_) an ass that's been around even more > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >> > (_x_) kiss my ass > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >> > (_X_) leave my ass alone > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >> > (_zzz_) a tired ass > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >> > (_o^o_) a wise ass > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >> > (_13_) an unlucky ass > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >> > (_e=3Dmc2_) a smart ass > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >> > (_$_) Money coming out of his ass > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >> > (_?_) Dumb Ass > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >> > ..ooo"""*ooooo .oo""ooo.. > > > >> > . oo" "o.oo" "o. > > > >> > . o" 'o" "o > > > >> > o o o > > > >> > .o o 'o > > > >> > o o o= . > > > >> > o o = o. > > > >> > o o = o > > > >> > o \o/ = o > > > >> > o --0-- = o > > > >> > o. /o\ = o > > > >> > o o = o > > > >> > "o o = o =3D > > > >> > o'" o = oo > > > >> > oo o = oo > > > >> > oo. oo oo > > > >> > 'ooo. .oo. ooo > > > >> > "o ""oo,, ,,oO-'Oo, ,,,,,,..oo" o > > > >> > o. """""" oo """"" .o > > > >> > 'o oo o' > > > >> > *o oo o > > > >> > 'o o o > > > >> > o o o > > > >> > o o o > > > >> > o o o > > > >> > o o o > > > >> > o o o > > > >> > o o o > > > >> > > > > >> > You have been e-mooned! Send this to 5 people within the next hour > > >and > > > >> > you will be blessed with people laughing at your e-mail. > > > >> > Happy e-mooning!!!