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To: John Messbauer who wrote (5622)	5/26/1998 10:06:00 PM
From: chirodoc	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62552

guys, next time your wife or girlfriend pick on you ask them this philosphical question: if a man is in the forest and he is all by himself, with no one around, is he still wrong? ______________________________________ if a married couple move from arkansas to california, are they still cousins?

To: John Messbauer who wrote (5622)	5/26/1998 10:18:00 PM
From: Bryan Steffen	Respond to of 62552

Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion and it would be a woman. He said this person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear you children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give you love and compassion whenever needed. Adam asked "What would a woman like this cost me??" God said an "arm and a leg." Adam said "What can I get for a just a rib???" The rest is history. Bry