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Politics : Did Slick Boink Monica? -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Grainne who wrote (15442)	5/29/1998 8:10:00 PM
From: MulhollandDrive	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 20981

>>The one I hate the very most is a new stomach flu that feels like your entire digestive tract is being eaten from the inside by tiny creatures with pincer claws.<< Mmmmmm sounds like an illness the Marquis de Sade would love....Glad you're feeling better. Hillary wearing yellow pant suit? That was considerate of her.

To: Grainne who wrote (15442)	5/30/1998 11:12:00 AM
From: James R. Barrett	Respond to of 20981

>>"I think there are all sorts of new viruses everywhere, and that is why colds and flus seem somehow strange. The one I hate the very most is a new stomach flu that feels like your entire digestive tract is being eaten from the inside by tiny creatures with pincer claws."<< Yes Christine, these are new viruses. They were developed at a secret laboratory in Idaho by an Extreme Right Wing Militia Group. The virus was specially formulated to attack only Extreme Left Wing Liberals like yourself. Middle of the Roaders and Right Wingers are immune. Yes, you are correct, the little buggers do have pincer claws. The lead scientist of the Militia Group developed a method to attach lobster claws, which he obtained from lobster embryos, to the heads of the virus. Mean little devil isn't he? Beware, your immune system will not develop antibodies to fight this type of virus. You will probably get it again the next time you vote for a Liberal politician. The virus never leaves your body. It reactivates whenever you think liberal thoughts. There is one cure that will kill the virus. You HAVE to JOIN the NRA. Jim