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To: JakeStraw who wrote (5680)	6/2/1998 9:26:00 PM
From: Scott Moody	Respond to of 62549

I got this from Truflette from the IOM board JUST FOR FUN: IMAGINE IF INSTEAD OF CRYPTIC, GEEKY TEXT STRINGS, YOUR COMPUTER PRODUCED ERROR MESSAGES IN HAIKU... >> >>>> >> >>>> A file that big? >> >>>> It might be very useful. >> >>>> But now it is gone. >> >>>> - - - - - - - - - - - - >> >>>> The Web site you seek >> >>>> cannot be located but >> >>>> endless others exist >> >>>> - - - - - - - - - - - - >> >>>> Chaos reigns within. >> >>>> Reflect, repent, and reboot. >> >>>> Order shall return. >> >>>> - - - - - - - - - - - - >> >>>> ABORTED effort: >> >>>> Close all that you have. >> >>>> You ask way too much. >> >>>> - - - - - - - - - - - - >> >>>> First snow, then silence. >> >>>> This thousand dollar screen dies >> >>>> so beautifully. >> >>>> - - - - - - - - - - - - >> >>>> With searching comes loss >> >>>> and the presence of absence: >> >>>> "My Novel" not found. >> >>>> - - - - - - - - - - - - >> >>>> The Tao that is seen >> >>>> Is not the true Tao, until >> >>>> You bring fresh toner. >> >>>> - - - - - - - - - - - - >> >>>> Windows NT crashed. >> >>>> Here is the Blue Screen of Death. >> >>>> No one hears your screams. >> >>>> - - - - - - - - - - - - >> >>>> Stay the patient course >> >>>> Of little worth is your ire >> >>>> The network is down >> >>>> - - - - - - - - - - - - >> >>>> A crash reduces >> >>>> your expensive computer >> >>>> to a simple stone. >> >>>> - - - - - - - - - - - - >> >>>> Yesterday it worked >> >>>> Today it is not working >> >>>> Windows is like that >> >>>> - - - - - - - - - - - - >> >>>> Three things are certain: >> >>>> Death, taxes, and lost data. >> >>>> Guess which has occurred. >> >>>> - - - - - - - - - - - - >> >>>> You step in the stream, >> >>>> but the water has moved on. >> >>>> This page is not here. >> >>>> - - - - - - - - - - - - >> >>>> Out of memory. >> >>>> We wish to hold the whole sky, >> >>>> But we never will. >> >>>> - - - - - - - - - - - - >> >>>> Having been erased, >> >>>> The document you're seeking >> >>>> Must now be retyped. >> >>>> - - - - - - - - - - - - >> >>>> Serious error. >> >>>> All shortcuts have disappeared. >> >>>> Screen. Mind. Both are blank. Scott