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To: Henry Volquardsen who wrote (5715)	6/3/1998 8:19:00 AM
From: Tmoore	Respond to of 62552

A Texan is in London and stops at a caf‚ for a cup of coffee. The waiter comes over and the Texan requests a cup of coffee. The waiter responses in a snooty manner "I'm sorry sir you are in England and we don't serve coffee we serve tea. The Texan with a touch of disgust say's "ok what kind of tea do you have" The waiter says we have 3 kinds of tea. We have your Queens tea which is 10% substance and 90% aroma, we have your Kings tea which is 90% substance and 10% aroma and we have the Royal tea which is preferred. The Texan leans back in his chair and say's "Well we have 3 kinds of tea in Texas too you little twit. We have your F-A-R-T which is 10% substance 90% aroma, we have your S-H-I-T which is 90% substance 10% aroma and we have your ?-U-N-T which is preferred.