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To: William Chaney who wrote (5718)	6/3/1998 10:09:00 AM
From: george wood	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

The other day, I went to the local religious book store where I saw a "Honk If You Love Jesus" bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on the back bumper of my car and I'm really glad I did! What an uplifting experience followed!. I was stopped at the light of a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and didn't notice that the light had changed. The bumper sticker really worked! I found lots of people who love Jesus...why, the guy behind me started to honk like crazy. He must really love the Lord because pretty soon he leaned out his window and said "Jesus Christ!" as loud as he could. It was like a football game with him shouting "Go, Jesus Christ, go!" Everyone else started honking too, so I leaned out my window and waved and smiled to all those loving people. There must have been a guy from Florida back there because I could hear him yelling something about a sunny beach and I saw him waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. I had recently asked my two kids what that meant. They kind of squirmed, looked at each other, giggled and told me that it was the Hawaiian good luck sign. So I leaned out the the window and gave him the good luck sign back! A couple of people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and were walking towards me. I bet they wanted to pray, but just then I noticed the light had changed and I stepped on the gas. It's a good thing I did, because I was the only car got across the intersection. I looked back at them standing there....I leaned out the window, gave them a big smile and held up the Hawaiian good luck sign as I drove away....Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks. gw

To: William Chaney who wrote (5718)	6/3/1998 2:25:00 PM
From: Rich Dee	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

Following are the top ten marketing slogans being considered for Viagra: 10. Viagra, The quicker dicker upper 9. Viagra, One-a-day, like iron 8. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight 7. Viagra, Home of the whopper 6. Viagra, It plumps when you take 'em 5. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman 4. Viagra, Tastes great, more filling 3. Viagra, Ten inches long... and growing. 2. Viagra, We work harder, so you don't have to ... and the number one slogan being considered by Viagra: 1. This is your penis. This is your penis on Viagra. Any questions?