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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Henry Volquardsen who wrote (5741)	6/4/1998 3:04:00 PM
From: SER	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62552

Jack was walking around when he noticed a ladder that went up into the clouds. After climbing to the first cloud he met a stinky, unattractive woman who said, "Have sex with me or climb the ladder to success." Jack chose to climb the ladder. At the next cloud he met a slightly better looking woman who said, "Have sex with me or climb the ladder to success." Figuring it only gets better Jack chose to climb the ladder some more. At the next cloud he met a very attractive woman who said, Have sex with me or climb the ladder to success." Things were getting better the higher he got so Jack chose to climb the ladder even more. At the fourth cloud he met the most gorgeous woman to ever grace the Universe. She looked at him seductively and begged, "Have sex with me or climb the ladder to success." Jack was extremely tempted to satisfy his urges but still he climbed that ladder to success. At the fifth cloud Jack was startled when a greasy, 500 lb. naked man with a pimply penis grabbed him. Jack asked, "Who are you?" "I'm Cess".