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Politics : Did Slick Boink Monica? -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Zoltan! who wrote (15659)	6/5/1998 3:44:00 PM
From: DMaA	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 20981

Top Ten Other Executive Privileges. From the June 4 Late Show with David Letterman, Copyright 1998 by Worldwide Pants, Inc. 10) Access to Gerald Ford's vast underground collection of Hustler back issues. 9) Use of high-resolution military satellites to warn when Hillary is coming. 8) Get to call PLO Chairman Yasser Arafat "Yas." 7) When approaching four-way intersection President may yell "Yee- Haw!" and barrel through at full speed. 6) The unalienable right to lie your fat presidential ass off 5) If the President is hungry he may commandeer a civilian's muffin. 4) Can make pilot of Air Force One buzz Kenneth Starr's house. 3) $5 discount on Fudgie the Whale cakes at participating Carvel stores. 2) Veto power on all new Baywatch hirings. 1) The annual NATO wife-swapping party.