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To: Robert Floyd who wrote (5802)	6/10/1998 5:05:00 PM
From: Dobber D.	Respond to of 62549

A guy goes to his Doctor. "Doc, you have to help me. You have to do something about my sex drive." "Well", said the Doc, "How often do you and your wife have sex?" The guy says "Oh, 2 or 3 times a week." "Well, that seems normal for a man your age. Is there anyone else?" The man replys "My secretary, 2 or 3 times a week." "And is there anyone else?" The man replys "My next door neighbor, 2 or 3 times a week." At which the Doctor says "Man, you have got to get a hold of yourself!!!" Man says, "Yes, I do, 2 or 3 times a week."

To: Robert Floyd who wrote (5802)	6/10/1998 5:34:00 PM
From: Henry Volquardsen	Respond to of 62549

Sorry Bob didn't meant to throw cold water on it. It's a very funny story and works well with the two fingered gesture.

To: Robert Floyd who wrote (5802)	6/10/1998 5:49:00 PM
From: Henry Volquardsen	Respond to of 62549

Bob I'm feeling very guilty about criticizing your story. Can I make amends with a joke? A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, and walks out laughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is strange, but shrugs. Next day, same man comes in again and buys another condom, then walks out laughing wildly. Pharmacist thinks this is very strange, and his interest is piqued. He tells his assistant that if it happens again the next day, the assistant is to follow the guy to find out where he goes. Sure enough, same thing happens the next day and when the strange man walks out, the assistant follows him. About an hour later, the assistant returns. "Well, did you follow him? Where did he go?" asks the pharmacist. The assistant replies, "To your house."