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To: daffodil who wrote (5863)	6/17/1998 8:06:00 PM
From: Calvin Scott	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62567

Here's a Monica Lewinsky coffee joke: Monica Lewinsky received a telephone call from Bill Clinton telling her that he would like to make up and let bygones be bygones. He asked her if she would like to come by the oval office for some coffee and see the presidential clock. After some hesitation and remembering all the problems that had occurred previously, she relented and said yes she would come by. When she arrived, and yes, there was no one else present, she scanned the oval office and did not notice anything that would resemble what one would consider a "presidential" clock. Looking back at the president, she noticed that he was standing there with his pants open and his penis hanging out. The president said "See, what do you think of the presidential clock?" Somewhat shocked (but certainly not surprised) she told him said "that doesn't look like a "presidential clock!" "Well", explained Bill, "once you put your two hands and face on it it will."