To: Bleeker who wrote (6177 ) 6/19/1998 2:51:00 PM From: Todd D. Wiener Read Replies (10) | Respond to of 14266
"The problem with Marx was that he failed to anticipate the power of Quest and the acquisition of the WWF license in addition to Rugrats." And where is Marx? He's dead and buried. ...And his fate shall be recast upon all shorts who dare follow him. As Marx shorted capitalism, so do the shorts of THQI. T*H Who? Out of the Void cometh the name that once was unknown but for a few games of lame. 'Tis the THQ, I say. I've foretold of this day for many ages past. Untame, it shall reclaim the lost value from its heighth of times gone and came. With patience just the same, I shall lay blame on those who came to douse the flame of rising fame. On a Quest, it is best to retest the old highs, I advise 'tis unwise to be short, buy, buy, buys! Soon, the rising margins and the sales shall lift the stock (it never fails). Lo! The THQ will have its way with wreaking havoc every day in every way on wallets big and small of those all who dare misjudge its greatness call. Woe be they (insane!) who may reign in the gain of the shares they disdain. Their torn and tattered bodies and brain will lie in Dead Unity. Former warriors, mere Small Soldiers, who have chosen the wrong side on which to fight. Vs. the THQ? Yes! 'Tis a choice unwise, yet not without ample warning to recant the sins of their borrowed shares. Bastard bears! As the shorts try with futile force to battle the THQ with their Broken Swords, they fall fully into ruin, their portfolios a land waste of decisions made in haste. For in time, through my rhyme, not with jibes, but Speed Tribes, will the shares of the THQ prevail in its climb. To the max on the backs of those doubters of the Pax! Revenge of the Brethren of the longs in these songs shall be had; Be not sad, but be glad that I'm nice: My advice: If you play with Devil Dice, you'll find your shorties in a vice, getting squeezed like a fool who's in hell (SOL!). Sure, the stock it did fell, but the updraft I do smell and foretell your death knell. Want to live? Don't short sell! -t.d.wiener, 1998