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To: BamaReb who wrote (5909)	6/20/1998 1:23:00 AM
From: High Grader	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62569

The plane was going to crash. Everyone was screaming and crying except for one fellow, stoically accepting the inevitable. Suddenly as the pretty young flight attendant ran by he grabbed her and said that he had always wanted to join the mile high club, and this would be the last chance, but there was only a few minutes left. She looked at the handsome fellow and with out a word lead him to the back of the plane into the washroom where the action was quick and desperate. All of a sudden the plane leveled out and the captain came on the intercom, they had managed to restart the engines and were not going to crash after all. The frantic couple clung to each other, drenched in perspiration. "Wow you were great!" said the man with a sigh of contentment, "but I have to ask, why did your feet keep twitching while me made love?" "You were in such a hurry," she replied, "I never had time to get my panty hose off!"