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To: larscot who wrote (5954)	6/24/1998 11:42:00 AM
From: manny t	Respond to of 62578

A woman brought her sick dog to her Veterinarian.The doctor checked the dog,and told the woman that the dog was seriously ill.He said that there was only one last hope.He took a cat,and placed it near the dog.The cat then began to circle the dog.It circled the dog about 25 times,at which time the doctor took the cat away.Not long after this the dog died. Two days later the woman gets a bill from the Veterinarian.She sees that the bill was for 375 dollars.She immediately called the doctor.She said,"Doctor,i know that you charge 75 dollars for an office visit.What is the other 300 dollars for." The doctor answered,"You are right, the $75 was for for the office visit.The $300 was for the "CAT SCAN"."