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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: John Messbauer who wrote (5980)	6/25/1998 8:17:00 PM
From: Tomato	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62575

ATTENTION ALL THREADSTERS: John McCain apparently got into deep doodoo for telling a joke about Hillary, Chelsea, and Janet Reno. I haven't seen the joke. Does anyone out there have it? TIA

To: John Messbauer who wrote (5980)	6/27/1998 3:22:00 PM
From: Joseph Strohsahl	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62575

> > > >Subject: Little Johnnie > > > > > > > >One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to > > > > motivate her class. She told them that she would read a quote > > > > and the first student to correctly identify who said it would > > > > receive the rest of the day off. > > > > > > > > She started with "This was England's finest hour." Little Suzy > > > > instantly jumped up and said, " Winston Churchill." > > > > > > > > "Congratulations said the teacher-you may go home." > > > > > > > > The teacher then said, "Ask not what your country can do for > > you." > > > > Before she could finish this quote, another young lady belts > > out, > > > > "John F. Kennedy". > > > > > > > > "Very good" says the teacher, "you may go." > > > > > > > > Irritated that he has missed two golden opportunities, Little > > > > Johnnie said, "I wish those girls would just shut up." > > > > > > > > Upon overhearing this comment, the outraged teacher demanded > > > > to know who said it. Johnnie instantly rose to his feet and > > said, > > > > "Bill Clinton. I'll see you Monday." > >