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To: Buckey who wrote (6001)	6/27/1998 11:15:00 AM
From: Hardrocker	Respond to of 62578

John, Sorry for the little Canadian/US thing, but glad you figgered it all out! Here's a little joke for you: A little old guy in his 70's is sitting in his favorite recliner, watching evening TV with the wifey. He leans over to grab a smoke and realizes the pack is empty. Says to his wife,"I have to run down to the corner market to buy a pack of cigarettes. I'll be back in 10 minutes." As he pays for the cig's, he senses someone staring at the back of his neck. Turning around, he sees the most luscious raven-haired beauty his eyes have ever observed, and she's just staring him up and down. She looks at him and says, "Hi there." He swallows hard and says, "(Gulp) Hi there to you, too." She says, "I know this is very forward, but how would you like to come over to my place, so we can make wild and passionate love??" He swallows hard again and responds, "(Gulp) Welllll, OK!!!". They go to her apartment and true to her word, she makes wild, animal love with the lucky old fellow. He is completely worn out and falls sound asleep, naked on her bed. At 4 a.m., he awakes in a pure panic, jumps out of bed to throw on his clothes and screams to the beauty, "Quick!! Do you have baby powder, talcum powder or something??" She stares at him quizzically and hands him a container of sweet-smelling body powder. He dumps some on his hands, rubs it thoroughly from one hand to the other, kisses her on the cheek and says, "I had a great time, but I have to go home NOW!!" Trying to sneak in his front door, he flinches as he hears the wifey's voice bellow, "All right, what's the story, you dog!". He looks very sheepish and quickly rattles, "Honey, I know you're never gonna believe this, but as I was paying for my cigarettes I felt someone staring at me. I turned around and saw this beautiful woman. She said Hi,I said Hi, she asked if I would like to follow her home to make love, I said OK. I followed her home and had the best sex of my entire life which wore me out, so I fell asleep and just woke up. Honey, I am so sorry. I swear to you, it will never happen again." Wifey scowls and spits out the words, "Let me see your hands." Again very sheepish, our hero extends his hands with palms upward. Wifey delivers a stiff slap to his left cheek and screams: "You lying sonofabitch!!!!! You went bowling again, didn't you?"