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To: High Grader who wrote (6023)	6/29/1998 11:22:00 PM
From: BamaReb	Respond to of 62551

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To: High Grader who wrote (6023)	6/30/1998 1:51:00 PM
From: cgraham	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62551

A man walks into a bar and sits down in front of the bartender. He asks for a large beer and a small beer. The bartender serves him. He then reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny man and a miniature piano. The little man sits down at the piano and plays. "Wow" says the bartender! That's really cool! But where did you get him? The guy pulls out of the other side of his jacket a lamp. He says"I have a Genie". The bartender asks him if he can ask for a wish. The guy hands him the magic lamp and rubs the lamp-Out comes the genie. He asks the genie" I want a million bucks" POOF a million little ducks quacking all over the bar. "No I said a million BUCKS" and a million hockey pucks are all over the bar. The bartender says, "What is this genie, deaf or something?" and the guy says" Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?" More great jokes on the 7am thread of stockholder.com(registration is free!)