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To: cgraham who wrote (6055)	7/2/1998 12:15:00 PM
From: Mr Bond	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

A guy and his girlfriend are heading towards customs, trying to smuggle some exotic animals into the country. As they approach, the guy turns to the girl and says, "so what am I going to do with this snake?" She turns to him and says "put it down your trousers, and stick its head in your shoe". He does this, and hobbles with her towards customs. His girlfriend then turns to him and says, "ok, so what am I going to do with this skunk?" He turns to her and says "put it down the front of your trousers" She replies "Yeah, but what about the smell?" He replies "well, if the poor thing dies, it dies!"