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Gold/Mining/Energy : ECHARTERS -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Bill Jackson who wrote (2734)7/4/1998 9:49:00 PM
From: E. Charters  Read Replies (3) | Respond to of 3744
 
I clicked on your irreverent post and I heard a distant roll of thunder and the screen began to blink in time with flashes of blue lighting. I know it is summer but it sure was spooky. Sure you don't want to take that back just in case?

I figure if I get to heaven there will be this kind of slovenly old fart with a weight problem siting around drinking newfie screech and reading porno mags with a bevy of teenage girls operating fans and running back and forth to the fridge for him. He will probably belch and and tell me:

"!@$!@ the @!~#!@ do you want now? Can't you see I have important things on my mind? God? He had a heart attack a few thousand years ago, I am just the nightman. Place is run by a committee now.
Nobody knows the rules anymore and we aren't really sure where anybody
should go. Place has gone to the dogs since all this culturally relative sin assessment is in. Nobody fries anymore. Time was when the place was only Englishmen. Seems like the unrevealed coda of the heaven API was you couldn't get in unless you thought you deserved it!

Anyway now you get to choose. And I won't tell you what either place is like. I will give you a hint. You get real tired of ecstasy in a while. There is a waiting line for transfers"

Demi-Moore-god



To: Bill Jackson who wrote (2734)7/5/1998 2:02:00 PM
From: Graystone  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 3744
 
What a crock
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Would you perhaps then subscribe to the theory of transmutation. Are you perhaps an Orphic priest. Do you think that the Dog God might be offended by your blatant ass kissing of the Cat God. If the cat god is so great, why do so many cats have fleas. Might not cats worship the Dog God in secret, practicing dark rituals by the light of the moon, is this a good reason to burn up old ladies because they are witches ?
If we really were influenced by a Cat God, as you believe, then why doesn't every garden have catnip, how about cat control by-laws, or cruel stories which emphasize the "many deaths at once factor" (usually nine).
No Mr. Jackson, you would do well to consider each aspect of creation and your ability to apprehend it.