I try it again, it's Deutschland who lost yesterday
Klaus, Klaus.....
First I must thank you for the Deutsch lesson....
So I do not forget, I will write it five times.
Deutschland was taken out of the World Cup by little Croatia.
Deutschland was taken out of the World Cup by little Croatia.
Deutschland was taken out of the World Cup by little Croatia.
Deutschland was taken out of the World Cup by little Croatia.
Deutschland was taken out of the World Cup by little Croatia.
There I hope I do not forget it again.
Now then, I must say that Mexico became impressed as everyone else, and although they almost beat the German team, they got scared of what was about to happen and fell apart and lost, poor Hern ndez was affected by a sudden attack of "Ratoncitis Agudae" (little Mouseitis Acute), and forgave the German goal keeper in the moment of truth!..... (of course, after hitting the post btw).
However, just like in the story of the old emperor, finally the truth was discovered and the fact became open truth for everyone to see.
The emperor had no clothes..... they never did, little Croatia finally shouted "The Emperor has no Clothes". And so it was there for everyone to see.... the flab and fat hanging over their waist......
one, two, three....
the fat was there to see....
Bad luck for old socks, Croatia had three shots and scored three times, Germany had three shots an hit post or bar or keeper, bad luck.
Bu huuuuu whaaaaaaaa..... The post, the cross bar, the referee, the full moon, the yellow card... or the red one.... blah, blah, blah....
one, two, three...
the crickets in the grass....
the hemorroids in the ass....
Zebra still one of worst predictors on board. But Zebra nice boy, teaching English lesson to non native speaker, thanks, I need it. Surprised, you being such a nice boy. Maybe someday also accept other people's opinion, than you are not only nice but also wise boy. But might take about 48 more years. 48 years more difficult li f e for zebra.
Worst predictor hmmmm.... Let's see, Brazil is still there... I must keep silence and bear the abuse, Klaus seems NOT to have learned his lesson still.....
Difficult life ? why I am having fun, I am always nice.... until fired upon, then Zebra becomes nasty evil son of female dog from the Inferno...
Different opinion? Everyone can have their opinion, I do not mind at all.... so long no attacks are made.
American continent ? ..drip drip drip ....DROP DROP DROP One more drop left, maybe Tuesday last drop? Maybe. But than armchair dreamer Dutch Goldfinger right, not good for his ego either. Difficult.
So it is 3 Europeans against 1 South American.....
Dutch, lucky.... Argentineans suffered a severe attack of... the Argentinitys common feverus, which usually attacks them in crucial moments....
Croatia, well it is new boy luck.... plus the fact that they played the Geriatrics who forgot to take their Viagra in the last minute.... I hope that they did not forget their heart medicine.....
France, it is the home Country syndrome, you know.... the Italians could not be ill mannered and beat them, besides they always suffer from Penaltytis Defectivus Cruciale, so that was a given.
Brazil, what can I say, they do play a risky strategy, but so far proven effective.... I will still stick by my original prediction, the Danes could not invoke the Norse gods anymore.... or they became exhausted, or neutralized by the Samba Brasileira, and wait for the full blown Batucada that it is coming...
So sorry for the old socks Klaus, send my regards to them, I hope the memory of 1998 is not too hard in their retirement, I assume they will receive psychological therapy, you know, defeats like this in particular, can be difficult for their ego (whatever is left), dreaming of glory of yesteryear.... wet dreams etc. etc. all of a sudden. WAM! 3 x 0 ouch !!!.. I understand it must be hard.
Zebra, you son of American Mickey Mouse culture,
Zebra the frequent traveler .....to McDonalds restaurants
Klaus, Klaus, Klaus..... sadly mistaken, yet again! I guess the illusion of the old socks does have an effect on their admirors, they become blind as bats in their vision.... oh well, what can I say.....
I would have to love Bore.... er, Baseball to be under the Mickey Mouse/Hot-Dog Spell
I can not go to McDonalds.... I could not allow myself to have a McDonalds butt, it would be so unattractive!... so unbecoming....
You know, Cellulitis is one of the subjects taught at McDonalds University....
They also have the "McDonalds Butt Award", in fact, the trophy for the winner is a replica of the "Venus of Willendorf", the most famous McDonalds Diva. It is given to the Franchisee Manager with the biggest butt.
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Besides, "McDonalds Restaurant" is an oxymoron.... you know, it would be like a "Gentle Sounding Poem... in German".......
So, Klaus, you are wrong, yet one more time....
Anyway... We will see in about a week or so, how bad my predictions were.....
We already know about yours.....
Z.
p.s. I think the 3 x 0 was very convincing...
one, two, three...
Germany will have to seat during the final and see... |
