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To: Rob LeVine who wrote (6078)	7/5/1998 10:42:00 PM
From: george wood	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

The President and the First Lady went outside the White House for dinner one evening. Once safely inside the restaurant, Hillary ordered the Surf and Turf special. When the waiter asked if she would prefer the soup or the salad, and Hillary asked him what kinds of soup they had. The waiter said it was either clam chowder or chicken noodle. Hillary said she would rather have the salad. The waiter then asked if she would prefer the caesar salad or the house salad, and Hillary said she preferred the house salad. The waiter then asked her what type of dressing she wanted, and Hillary chose ranch. The waiter then asked how she would like the steak cooked, and Hillary said medium. The waiter asked if she would like potato or rice, she said the potato. He asked if she would like her potatoes French fried, baked or mashed, and she said mashed. Then he said, "And for your vegetable..." and she said, "Oh, he'll have the same thing."