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To: SJS who wrote (6091)	7/8/1998 11:40:00 AM
From: Tomato	Respond to of 62549

> > You've heard the expression: The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly... > > Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids > Bad: You can't find your birth control pills > Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them > > Good: Your son studies a lot in his room > Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there > Ugly: You're in them > > Good: Your husband understands fashion > Bad: He's a cross dresser > Ugly: He looks better than you > > Good: Your son's finally maturing > Bad: He's involved with the woman next door > Ugly: So are you > The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly: > Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter > Bad: She keeps interrupting > Ugly: With corrections > > Good: Your wife's not talking to you > Bad: She wants a divorce > Ugly: She's a lawyer > > Good: The postman's early > Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47 > Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas

To: SJS who wrote (6091)	7/8/1998 8:11:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

A cop on horseback is at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Santa bring that to you?" The kid says, "Yeah." The cop says, "Tell Santa next year to put a taillight on that bike." The kid says, "Nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" The cop says, "Yeah." The kid says, "Well, tell Santa next year to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top."