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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Jack Colton who wrote (6112)	7/11/1998 1:08:00 PM
From: Lee Lichterman III	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 62549

This is the second time I have seen this and I have not been able to get it to work yet. Has any one else had success? Oh a joke? A woman has had it with men since they have all been jerks so far. She decides to put an add in the paper. Wanted good man who can meet 3 conditions. 1.) won't beat me. 2.) Won't walk out on me. 3.) Good in bed One day the door bell rings so she answers it but no one is there. A few minutes later the door bells rings again. Again she answers it and sees no one. Just as she is about to close the door she hears a voice and is shocked to look down and see a small man with no arms and legs. He says " I am here about your add and want to be your man" She says, "I clearly spelled out the conditions and don't think you qualify." The man counters, " As you can see, I have no arms, so I can't beat you and I have no legs so I can't walk out on you." She says, "yes, but I also stated you must be good in bed." The man counters, "I rang the door bell didn't I"