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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: STRTYZ who wrote (6136)	7/14/1998 9:31:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

Three Polacks had just received their grades from their female teacher for a sex education exam. One got a D+, the second got a D- and the third got an F. "Some day we're gonna get that bitch back," said the first boy. "Yeah! And then we're gonna strip her," said the second. "Yeah," said the third boy. "And then we're gonna suck her dick!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Two hookers were standing on a street corner. One turns to the other and asked, "Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?" The other replied, "Nope. But the other night this guy swung me around by my nipples." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you use a feather to tantalize your lover. Perverted is when you use the whole chicken... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A young women visited her eye doctor complaining of failing eyesight. The doctor sat her in front of a standard eye chart. Doctor: Can you read the bottom line? Girl: No Doctor: Can you read the center line? Girl: No Doctor: Can you read the large top line? Girl: No Doctor (getting frustrated): Can you even see the chart? Girl: No The doctor is clearly frustrated and whips his Johnson out of his pants. Doctor: Can you see this? Girl: Of course! Doctor: Well, there's your problem -- you're cock-eyed! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Storming into his lawyer's office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin at once against his young bride. "What's the problem?" "I want to hit that adulterin' bitch for breach of contract," snapped the oil man. "I don't know if that will fly," said the lawyer. "I mean your wife isn't a piece of property; you don't own her!" "Damn right," the tycoon replied, "but I sure as hell expect exclusive drillin' rights!