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To: Jeff who wrote (6155)	7/15/1998 12:21:00 PM
From: The Rabbit	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Y'know, I was on that first site, with the buttons, but I couldn't figure out what they were supposed to do! What's up with that? :-) Rabbit

To: Jeff who wrote (6155)	7/15/1998 1:04:00 PM
From: Archangel	Respond to of 62549

re: shit.gif What kind of animal was that?

To: Jeff who wrote (6155)	7/15/1998 8:13:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex. "Doc, I think my dick is just too damn small," he says. The doctor asks him which drink he prefers. "Well, American beer," he replies quite bemused. "Aaaahhh. There's your problem, it shrinks things, those silly American beers... you should try drinking Guinness. That makes things grow." Two months later the chap returns to the doctor with a big smile on his face. He shakes the doctor by the hand and thanks him. "I take it you now drink Guinness?" asked the doctor. "Oh no, Doc," replies the man, "but I've got the wife on American beer!"------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A fellow tees off, and slices terribly. He sees the ball fly past a stand of trees and then hears a shriek. He runs over and finds a woman knocked out cold. The man runs back to the clubhouse and shouts, "Is there a doctor here?" "I'm a doctor," another man says, rising. "What's the trouble?" "I just hit a woman with a golf ball out there, and she's unconscious!" "Well where did you hit her?" the doctor asks."Between the first and second holes." "Oh my," the doctor says, shaking his head. "That doesn't leave much room for stitches!"