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To: DIANA JACKSON who wrote (6169)	7/15/1998 8:15:00 PM
From: STRTYZ	Respond to of 62549

The last 5 things a man would say: 1-While I'm up, can I get you a beer? 2-Her tits are just too big. 3-Sometimes I just want to be held. 4-Sure, I'd love to wear a condom. 5-Fuck the Stanley Cup, Let's watch Murphy Brown. The last 5 things a woman would say: 1-Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends. 2-This diamond is way too big! 3-I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow. 4-Sure, Lets watch baywatch! 5-My mistake, You must be right again.